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kaSmash: The Movie

December 1, 2010 Leave a comment

Good den all!

If thou liketh, thou can kaSmash in thou back garden. Mayhaps this will annoy the neighbouring folk & take much time. Methinks it easier to download from the appstore!

My mother, Lady Thunder had a face of thunder and sendeth me straight to Ikea for more plates!

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kaSmash is New & Noteworthy!

November 23, 2010 1 comment

In the words of Sir Thunder…

 

“HUZZAH!”

 


KaSmash is a New & Noteworthy gaming app for the iPhone.

kaSmash HD SALE!!! Get it on your iPad for less than half price for 24 hours!

November 11, 2010 Leave a comment

Hurry! kaSmash HD for the iPad is less than half price for 24 HOURS ONLY to celebrate our app making its way into the apple staff favourites!

To get this great addictive app or for more information click here

You won’t be disappointed! Don’t miss out!

 

 

 

kaSmash now available in HD for the iPad- ’tis splendid!!!

November 3, 2010 Leave a comment

Unfortunately Sir Thunder could not be here to deliver this message personally. He is currently busy slaying fluffy, a fearsome dragon causing absolute mayhem down here in Thundershire...

Here at Kastle Smash we are extremely pleased to tell you that our beauteous app is now available for the iPad!

It’s full of kaSmashing goodness with a 64 Icon visible jousting array (if you thought the iPhone version was good this makes the HD version really really good)

Just like the iPhone version, it is available in both Lite (3 levels) and Full versions.

The full version includes 15 progressively harder levels across 5 themes – Shields, Flags, Barrels, Helmets & Coats of Arms

You can win Bronze, Silver and Gold Trophies. The quicker you clear the board the better your trophy!

Show off your scores with integrated Openfeint and Facebook sharing options.

Anyway instead of ranting on, here are some screenshots:

Ooh! Getting harder...

LOOK! 64 icon array!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scoreboards...can you be the next Archie?

 

 

 

 

 

 


A message from Sir Thunder…

October 21, 2010 Leave a comment

Dearest peasants, 

Dost thou thinketh thee can beat I, Sir Thunder and become a REAL knight?! For I thinketh thou are very much mistaken! By my troth I will not be beaten for I be the Knight of Thundershire!!!

Yes, it is I who slay the dragons, it is I who rescue the fair maidens, it is I who hath a lot of money, it is I who ladies wish they were courting and it is I who their men wish they could be. But most of all it is I who holdeth the kaSmash Trophy and it is I who thou measly peasants must beat to be worthy of knighthood.

Behold thy challenge:

Set in the Thundershire jousting arena in medieval Britain thee are surrounded by splendid banners, tents and shields! Spurred on by thy cheering fans thee face a board of jousting targets which thee needeth to clear as quickly as possible but be careful ye silly peasants, hit the wrong target and it will cost ye dearly.

A KaSmash champion requires skill, accuracy and tenacity and thee need to have ye wits about ye plus lightning fast reflexes to become a true Knight. Practice makes perfect as each round thee win brings thou closer to thy glory. Collect GOLD in all fifteen challenges and ye can be truly called a Knight of KaSmash.

Peasants continue readeth if thou not too scared:


 

I heareth what thee say. It geteth harder though. Foolish peasant…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not so smug now are thee?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ye can even shareth thy score with other peasants!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So what say thou? Are ye knightly enough to take on the kaSmash challenge? Personally, methinks not. Methinks thou will go crying to ye mother.

I would wish ye good luck but ye will need more than that!

Adieu

The one and only Sir Thunder (If ye doneth know who I am ask thy wife).